Political Baseball Bat Fightin' Tournament!
Opening Round, Match #3
Recap: Last night's match between Adam Schiff and Jen Psaki ended in a draw. So it goes to a tiebreaker, and the only thing I can think of is the Psaki votes got more likes than the Schiff votes, so Jen Psaki joins previous winner Hillary Clinton in the quarterfinals.
Tonight's match…
No rules, no time limit, no holds barred.
The premise is right in the title.
Just stand back and let ‘em go until there's a clear winner…
Who ya got, Fam???
It would be a Fauci win, hands down, not even close!! The man is a killing machine.
Fauci is science. He will use science to along with a bat to bring Schumer down.
He distracts Schumer with a cute beagle puppy. Schumer bends down to pet the puppy. Fauci whacks him in the face with a bat, hog ties him, then covers his head with a flea infested bag. In the name of science documents Schumer’s torturous death.
Fauci is real upset because the beagle furiously bit him and escaped. The bite became infected and turned into sepsis. Because Fauci doesn't remember how to use therapeutics, his days are numbered.
The winner is the American public!