Fauci is science. He will use science to along with a bat to bring Schumer down.
He distracts Schumer with a cute beagle puppy. Schumer bends down to pet the puppy. Fauci whacks him in the face with a bat, hog ties him, then covers his head with a flea infested bag. In the name of science documents Schumer’s torturous death.
Fauci is real upset because the beagle furiously bit him and escaped. The bite became infected and turned into sepsis. Because Fauci doesn't remember how to use therapeutics, his days are numbered.
If Fauci swings a bat the way he throws the ball, I don’t like his chances, OTOH I’ve seen Schumer dance. I’m not sure either is competent enough to handle a nerf bat, let alone a big boy bat. I’ll pick Fauci because of his ability to dodge.
Schumer swings at and misses Fauci cause he's a quick little bastard and has pretty good reflexes for an 81 y/o. Then Fauci swings, he misses too as Schumer is 10 yrs younger. But Schumer's glasses slide off the end of his nose and when he bends down to pick them up Fauci comes in for the kill.
It would be a Fauci win, hands down, not even close!! The man is a killing machine.
I see what ya did there 😉
Fauci is science. He will use science to along with a bat to bring Schumer down.
He distracts Schumer with a cute beagle puppy. Schumer bends down to pet the puppy. Fauci whacks him in the face with a bat, hog ties him, then covers his head with a flea infested bag. In the name of science documents Schumer’s torturous death.
Fauci is real upset because the beagle furiously bit him and escaped. The bite became infected and turned into sepsis. Because Fauci doesn't remember how to use therapeutics, his days are numbered.
The winner is the American public!
If Fauci swings a bat the way he throws the ball, I don’t like his chances, OTOH I’ve seen Schumer dance. I’m not sure either is competent enough to handle a nerf bat, let alone a big boy bat. I’ll pick Fauci because of his ability to dodge.
Schumer swings at and misses Fauci cause he's a quick little bastard and has pretty good reflexes for an 81 y/o. Then Fauci swings, he misses too as Schumer is 10 yrs younger. But Schumer's glasses slide off the end of his nose and when he bends down to pick them up Fauci comes in for the kill.
Two cis Fellas enter one cis Fella leaves alla "Thunderdome".
Chuckles goes in low with the chainsaw, swing and a miss!
Tony blows the whistle and stuns UpChuck.....with a lightning quick reach around he whips Chuck to his knees and takes him deep!
KO Fauci
Schumer wins ko Fauchi