I have an old phone that I don't use anymore. After I tear his ridiculous helmet off and tackle him ( he probably weighs all of 85 pounds) I'd gag him with his own scarf and shove the phone up his stovepipe. These weasels talk out of their ass anyways.
First, I would never answer the door to a stranger.
Halloween already?
Give him a chance to run before you fire.
Tell him/her my version of the truth - "I don't have a phone" (you can use)
I have an old phone that I don't use anymore. After I tear his ridiculous helmet off and tackle him ( he probably weighs all of 85 pounds) I'd gag him with his own scarf and shove the phone up his stovepipe. These weasels talk out of their ass anyways.
Right between the eyes
Ask them how fast can they fun?
I'll offer to make the call for him(he she it) while keeping the locked door between us. God help him(he she it)if any action looks questionable.