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Watch paint dry. Have a root canal without novocaine. Stick a needle in my eye. The possibilities are endless.

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Simply change the channel.

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Almost anything.

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Go to bed early and pass out from one too many shots of tequila!

FJB

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Eat the remnants of an ice cream cone that had been previously licked by Joe Biden.

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Arrested on trumped up spy charges and thrown in jail in Russia.

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