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Ahh, that's why they did the colonoscopy the day before his birthday. So the doctor could refer to him as a 78 year old. That sounds waaay better than a 79 year old.

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"Vigorous?" The shriveled up potato in my vegetable drawer is more vigorous than Pedo Joe.

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Maybe right after a nap and a pudding cup would Joe seem "vigorous".

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There is not one thing vigorous about Sideshow Joe.

Change my mind.

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In vigorous decline maybe.

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Funniest line heard so far: "The doctors removed two polyps and Joe Scarborough lips."

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