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We’re all gonna die.

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B for sure, unfortunately for all of us.

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They may not even wake him up. I'm guessing Fake Dr Jill has the nuke codes and is his designated surrogate.

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Yes, as waking him up w the news might cause him to soil his diaper b4 he falls...

Definitely B

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B. We might have time to kiss our own ass goodbye. FJB!

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We’d all be dead before we even realized what hit us.

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B is the most likely scenario although it may take secret service extra time to run down the basement stairs to notify him and that would mean that if the bomb were headed to DC, he would survive because he's down in the basement.

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You and every other person reading this knows Joe doesn't run this country. It's being run by a group of Socialist Globalists who despise America as it currently is, and are working to "fundamentally change" us into Cuba. Joe's just the meat shield taking the arrows. Countermeasures would be launched before they even tried to wake him up. Then they'd coach him with a written statement about how he made the decision. He'll even believe he did it.

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C

He’s not in charge. Who is running the WH?

Valerie Jarrett left?

What Obama administration official is running the show?

That one is in charge.

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Two key things that prevent falls in the elderly are:

Never have anything on the floor to trip over.

and

Never be in a hurry

That takes scenario A completely out of the realm of possibility.

B is also unlikely in that they don't really need him to 'approve' anything.

I'll go with C

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B. All the way!

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They would maybe load him into a wheelchair and steer him down the hall like Admiral Pike, because no one believes he could move fast enough. Valerie would punch in the codes, and Blinkie would write out meatbag's speech for TV.

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A. 🤣🤣🤣 And if anyone believes that I know where there is plenty of swampland to sell them.

Sad to say B is the logical answer.

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"C"

Despite the seriousness of the situation, his drool encrusted hand is pasted onto his face and precocious minutes are lost trying to separate the two and when completed he wanders off, is found minutes later in the kitchen with a huge bowl of bing cherry ice cream just as Norad goes off line from a direct hit.

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