Depape was still pissed over the dwi incident and having to remain in the shadows. He gave Pelosi an ultimatum, either tell the world about us or it's going to get ugly. Besides, he was getting tired of playing catcher and not pitcher and wanted more autonomy in the relationship. Paul, being more afraid of the cave-dwelling vampire bat gorgon, said no way!, the blood-sucking leach will get half of everything I own! Depape, seeing a life of luxury being pulled away became enraged and clocked the geezer in the head with the nearest implement he could find.
I could not improve on your version. It completely covers all the essentials, it could easily have happened that way, and it's exactly the type of Keystone Cops antics we've come to expect from the left.
Reading your version accomplished that. I'm creative but not an on the spot type like you. That's why you are the entertainer and I am the guy in the audience. I loved your "chase" scene on fb this morning. Too bad so many leftholes don't understand humor.
DePape is Pelosi's bud supplier and sometimes bondage playmate. (it was his turn to bring the zipties) Pelosi accused his Pal of shortselling him last purchase...so DePape starts yelling "where's Nancy, where's Nancy, she knows where your weed is hidden". Paul started banging his head on the granite counter. DePape grabbed the hammer from the kitchen junk drawer, the police arrive and are let in by security...and a fabrication of the truth can be seen ad nauseum on the MSM for the next week. 😎
Paulie went to the store to get some booze, a hammer to pound in campaign yard signs & a side chick (as there was an unidentified woman at the accident scene if I remember correctly).
Davey was a bit hazy and loves Nancypants. He happened to be in the store & saw Paulie shopping. Paulie was feeling good in more ways than 1 & forgot to bag the hammer. Davey, picked it up & ran out of the store to catch him but Paulie sped off in his gold plated sports car.
Davey had to wait for his ride to get off the midnight shift. He got a ride to Paulie's house to give him the hammer & possibly get Nancypants autograph & a selfie w her. That's why he was asking "where's Nancy?"
Paulie at 1st was nervous about being caught w Daquari his lover & took David into the bathroom out of Daquari's earshot &offered to do anything for David if he would keep his secret. David, because he loved Nancypants so much, became enraged and wanted to defend her honor. As he was yelling at Paulie for disrespecting his kady, Hazey Davey accidentally swung the hammer & broke the window & hit Paulie.
Depape was still pissed over the dwi incident and having to remain in the shadows. He gave Pelosi an ultimatum, either tell the world about us or it's going to get ugly. Besides, he was getting tired of playing catcher and not pitcher and wanted more autonomy in the relationship. Paul, being more afraid of the cave-dwelling vampire bat gorgon, said no way!, the blood-sucking leach will get half of everything I own! Depape, seeing a life of luxury being pulled away became enraged and clocked the geezer in the head with the nearest implement he could find.
This is great!
I could not improve on your version. It completely covers all the essentials, it could easily have happened that way, and it's exactly the type of Keystone Cops antics we've come to expect from the left.
You don't have to "beat" me. This is an exercise in political stress relief. It's venting.It doesn't even have to be good. It's good FOR you. 😉
Reading your version accomplished that. I'm creative but not an on the spot type like you. That's why you are the entertainer and I am the guy in the audience. I loved your "chase" scene on fb this morning. Too bad so many leftholes don't understand humor.
DePape is Pelosi's bud supplier and sometimes bondage playmate. (it was his turn to bring the zipties) Pelosi accused his Pal of shortselling him last purchase...so DePape starts yelling "where's Nancy, where's Nancy, she knows where your weed is hidden". Paul started banging his head on the granite counter. DePape grabbed the hammer from the kitchen junk drawer, the police arrive and are let in by security...and a fabrication of the truth can be seen ad nauseum on the MSM for the next week. 😎
Paulie went to the store to get some booze, a hammer to pound in campaign yard signs & a side chick (as there was an unidentified woman at the accident scene if I remember correctly).
Davey was a bit hazy and loves Nancypants. He happened to be in the store & saw Paulie shopping. Paulie was feeling good in more ways than 1 & forgot to bag the hammer. Davey, picked it up & ran out of the store to catch him but Paulie sped off in his gold plated sports car.
Davey had to wait for his ride to get off the midnight shift. He got a ride to Paulie's house to give him the hammer & possibly get Nancypants autograph & a selfie w her. That's why he was asking "where's Nancy?"
Paulie at 1st was nervous about being caught w Daquari his lover & took David into the bathroom out of Daquari's earshot &offered to do anything for David if he would keep his secret. David, because he loved Nancypants so much, became enraged and wanted to defend her honor. As he was yelling at Paulie for disrespecting his kady, Hazey Davey accidentally swung the hammer & broke the window & hit Paulie.
That's actually a lot more plausible than the 3 or 4 versions of bullshit they've put out so far.