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Dec 3, 2021Liked by PCS Nation

Well, considering the amount of styling gel used, neither one would have a hair out of place. Cuomo looks like he's taken a bat in the puss a few times already, so he'd probably stay on his feet longer. 

I'm going with Cuomo.

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Pretty boy Newsome thought he could take Cuomo handily, but he became momentarily distracted by the haunting memory of his escargot course at the French Laundry. He paused just for a moment to recall the beautiful pairing with the French Pinot Noir. He closed his eyes only for a moment, as he savored the memory.

And That’s when Cuomo went full on Guido on the dude. Busted up his pretty little head.

As he was being loaded into the ambulance he could be heard begging for death, because he knew this beating would render him unelectable.

Nobody’s going to back a rich white dude with a glass eye, no nose, and the complexion of raw hamburger meat.

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😂 🙌🏼

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Dec 3, 2021Liked by PCS Nation

Gotta go Cuomo. He's a pro killer and the queen of Calif is a wusscookie

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Dec 3, 2021Liked by PCS Nation

Cuomo. The other one would be too scared of breaking a nail or something.

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Cuomo invites Newsome to Jack’s Oyster House in Albany to show him a good time. Since they are the last place with tuxedo wearing waiters that will lull Newsome in the “French Laundry” type of security. Plus Cuomo thinks it impresses broads and he might get lucky.

“Randy Andy” sits at prominent table (complete with two bimbo broads) along with Newsome and orders the very best champagne and plates of raw oysters. Newsome gets handy with a bimbo broads and out of nowhere “Steroid Bellbar Baby Bro Chris” whacks Newsome skull with a bat and his paper skull splits into two.

Each Coumo leaves with an impressed bimbo broad. Who said chivalry isn’t dead not to mention the any indefinite CNN is real?!

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Indefinite suspension is real?!

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Cuomo but I wish both gone

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