I know, the contest is over, but these were my thoughts…
I’d bury Nancy up to her neck below the high tide line. Reason - she’s not suitable for either of the other two purposes. There’s not much meat on her and what is there is very old, so too tough and stringy to want to eat. You notice you never find old turkeys in the meat department in grocery stores. They always say “young” on the package. She’s not useful for a signal fire either. The high alcohol content in her body makes her too flammable and she would burn out too quickly before a ship even had a chance to pass by my island.
In stark contrast, Hillary is perfect for the signal fire. Her very high fat content represents a veritable Amazon warehouse-sized store of slowly combustible material. Anyone who’s every grilled a steak or burger knows that fat is flammable once it melts. I think she’d burn so long that they’d have to send one of those firefighting planes to put her out after I’m rescued.
By the process of elimination, that leaves AOC to be the source of my gastronomic sustenance. Personally, I’d rather use her as bait to try to catch a shark or other predatory fish, then use my catch as my sustenance. But since that wasn’t any of the allowed choices, I would have to cook and eat AOC, but I would ensure she was cooked to well done. While I usually prefer my steak cooked to medium, in this case the higher internal temperature is critical to ensure that whatever proteins in her which are responsible for her being so stupid will be completely denatured and degraded into harmless, nutritious individual amino acids.
It seems there was broad agreement to setting Nance on fire.
The other two were split over quality vs quantity but as you pointed out, it’s survival, not fine dining and eating Hillary ::::shivers::::: seems to be the logical conclusion.
As much as I think she should suffer, maybe it wouldn’t be too prudent to dig a hole large enough to accommodate those meaty thighs.
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I know, the contest is over, but these were my thoughts…
I’d bury Nancy up to her neck below the high tide line. Reason - she’s not suitable for either of the other two purposes. There’s not much meat on her and what is there is very old, so too tough and stringy to want to eat. You notice you never find old turkeys in the meat department in grocery stores. They always say “young” on the package. She’s not useful for a signal fire either. The high alcohol content in her body makes her too flammable and she would burn out too quickly before a ship even had a chance to pass by my island.
In stark contrast, Hillary is perfect for the signal fire. Her very high fat content represents a veritable Amazon warehouse-sized store of slowly combustible material. Anyone who’s every grilled a steak or burger knows that fat is flammable once it melts. I think she’d burn so long that they’d have to send one of those firefighting planes to put her out after I’m rescued.
By the process of elimination, that leaves AOC to be the source of my gastronomic sustenance. Personally, I’d rather use her as bait to try to catch a shark or other predatory fish, then use my catch as my sustenance. But since that wasn’t any of the allowed choices, I would have to cook and eat AOC, but I would ensure she was cooked to well done. While I usually prefer my steak cooked to medium, in this case the higher internal temperature is critical to ensure that whatever proteins in her which are responsible for her being so stupid will be completely denatured and degraded into harmless, nutritious individual amino acids.
It seems there was broad agreement to setting Nance on fire.
The other two were split over quality vs quantity but as you pointed out, it’s survival, not fine dining and eating Hillary ::::shivers::::: seems to be the logical conclusion.
As much as I think she should suffer, maybe it wouldn’t be too prudent to dig a hole large enough to accommodate those meaty thighs.