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I think if you was running though Harlem, stopping only to chug a beer here and there along the way - nobody, even in Harlem, gonna mess with you

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🤣🤣🤣 It it’s being streamed anywhere? I would laugh my a$$ off.

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Maybe by ME!

Stay tuned! 😉

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Safety first my friend

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Don't get yourself mugged (or worse) walking home.

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That was incredible! And he stayed in his lane the entire time.

Tbh, at first I thought you were going to ask if you should compete.

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Noooo...

I'm a lightweight. Four beers in like what would be for me like 15 minutes would put me on my ass. I'd have to be carried off the track in Lap 4. 😆

What they should do is keep the cameras on me for my "White Survivor" run from Randall's Island to the 125th St. station after the meet. 😉

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Honestly, I wonder if the winner took the pill that the Tri Lamdas came up with for the tricycle race in Revenge of the Nerds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phtfV4jUMQE

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😆

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If you take that route, do not go to Subway OR wear a red MAGA hat...just sayin'.

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There's a bus and my Metrocard from here works on that system, but on a bus at 11 at night in NYC doesn't seem like such a hot idea either.

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Learn to walk like Gene Wilder and Richard Prior. And say "we bad" over and over. Holy moly, what a race!

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